11 August 2006

things i wish i could say (join in!)

out of print means you'll only get it by tomorrow if i sit up all night copying it out by hand and my customer services don't stretch that far.

i think the word you are looking for is thank you.

so go to the competition, we'll probably buy them for christmas anyway.

you really are very stupid aren't you.

come back when you know what the hell you want.

ooh let me think, it's blue you say, well naturally our products are colour coded, primary colours upstairs.

don't look at me like i just work behind a till, you're the one buying dan brown.

4 comments:

blueduck said...

oh dear! sounds like you need a new job! me too mind!!!!

shinglestreet said...

Anorack moment: library books used to be classified by size and colour prior to Mr Dewey inventing his classification system.

kumquat said...

thank heavens for mr dewey.

are you really thinking of quitting the fold blueduck?

don't think i need a new job, just a holiday and some head space.

blueduck said...

i don't really know. not right now (lack of motivation and a need for roof money) but some time. soon. had enough. bored out of my mind.