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Right at the bottom of my blog I have put in a chat room. As far as I can tell you just click on it, make up a name and start talking. Who knows, it might even work.

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hurrah for competitions, especially the ones i win and get immodest
amounts of book vouchers. mmm.

2 x jamie oliver
2 x douglas coupland
1 x strindberg
1 x levy
1 x dickens

so far.

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unbelieveably true:

yesterday a girl came in and bought a valentine's card. the design
on the front was a lipstick kiss. she grinned all the way through
the transaction and i thought she was hitting on my colleague...
until she said; 'it's for next door's parrot.' i thought i was going to
wet myself. she added; 'i'm going to cross out the lips and draw
a beak.'

not a word of a lie. fact stranger than fiction etc etc