23 February 2005

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i'm going to write a book. it's going to be called "25 in a 40". it's going to be all about the mindset of the people who think that 40 mph means 40 mph is punishable by death and therefore stick at a safe 25. it will have one character. i will punish them. they will crash and burn over and over again until they are a charred little matchstick person in a car resembling a crushed milk bottle top.

yup. i'm onto a winner.
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Anonymous said...

I find driving behind them with your lights on full beam (as a helpful incentive and reminder for them to read the highway code) is always a good idea. Or random shouting which they can't hear but makes you feel better. Maybe, they will look in their mirror and lip-read your frustration............

11:49 pm
kumquat said...

what do you mean? i'm talking a purely fictional work. possibly about a bookseller driving home after a six week secondment in aylesbury.

11:54 pm

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